So you’re
retired and bored or avoiding retirement because it sounds boring?
Here’s a ticket
to Six Flags Over Boredom Park.
The rides there
have names like Learn Something, Play Something and Do Something for Someone
Else.
There are three
myths of retirement – that you will want and be able to play golf every day,
that you will have the money to buy an RV (and gas) to see the USA and that no
one needs you anymore.
The Learn
Something ride will catapult you into one of the thousands of classes taught at your local community college or university or through your local library.
Learning
something new doesn’t appeal to you? Shame on you. You will stink even if you
are only watching and playing along with Family Feud or “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?”
but at least get on the Play Something ride.
A friend began piano lessons at age 65. He won’t
be in the Van Cliburn competition but he entertains himself quite well – and
those family members patient enough to listen to his halting play. But hey, he
plays the piano and they don’t!
I
recently took an acrylic painting class and my impatience gene, with its complete
disregard for detail and inability to stay within the lines drawn were all obvious
in the finished product.
I therefore apologize to Woods Chapel Baptist Church for making its
historic chapel my painting subject.
Having
said that, I am framing the primitive piece because it is my only attempt to perch
on this branch of the fine arts tree. My nest is on the writing branch and I
have clung briefly to the theater and music branches.
But
the point is, I branched out. I learned
something – mainly that I have no talent for paining --and now have a painting to prove it.
The Do Something
for Someone Else ride is the real thrill ride. It will persuade you that you
are needed.
So many non-profit agencies, churches and schools need help.
I give a few
hours a week to Helping Restore
Ability, the nonprofit that helps persons with disabilities remain self
sufficient. It has been a learning experience and an opportunity to continue to
use my God-given talents. And I leave their offices always feeling good
and appreciated.
So get out of
that Laz-e-Boy, put down the remote and pick up the phone or get on the
computer and buy an admission ticket to Six Flags Over Boredom Park.
After all,
you’re retiring (or already have) from the workplace not the human race.